[OOM: George, Alanna and the triplets enjoy a day in Port Caynn. For the most part, anyway.]

[OOM: In Tortall, something that is sometimes taken for granted goes missing.

King Jonathan and George Cooper soon confirm the worst: it’s not just Alanna’s door that has changed. All such passageways have disappeared.

Perhaps they'll return as capriciously as they once appeared. But there’s one person who stands to lose more than the rest if ( Read more... )

Bartender on deck duty.

Here to provide drinks, conversation and possibly entertainment.

Tonight's specials are: Sparkplug, Spice and Ice, Spicey Scot and The Spiff."

Come play catch up.

"What'll it be?"

You say you need a bartender? How convenient - here's one now!

DRINKS SPECIAL

Santiago Cocktail, Hangover, Ice Bear, Naughty Angel and A Joy Of Almond.

"What'll it be?"

Written on the Specials board in large, carefully written letters.

ASK THE BARMAN. (No really. Ask the Barman)

Underneath that, the specials are listed.

"Tonight's specials are A.T.B., Baltic Murder Mystery, Caribbean Orange Liqueur and The Dark Side."

Come get a drink!

"What'll it be?"

Your bartender can currently be found in his usual place - at the usual time.

And of course, he's doing his usual job, making and serving you drinks.

"Tonight's specials are: Boardwalk Breeze, Bora Bora, Born to Be Wild and Brain Damage."

Come and indulge.

"So, what'll it be?"

Your bartender has traveled many, many miles to come to the Bar and make you drinks.

So come keep him company.

"Tonight's drinks are Homecoming, Homemade Ginger Beer, Homemade Southern Comfort and Homewrecker."

Drinks are of course themed.

"What'll it be?"

No creative happy hour theme tonight, just drinks, drinks and yes - more drinks.

Maybe there's one you'd like to try?

"Tonight's drinks are: Tainted Heart, Tea Toddy, Tequila Fizz and Teresa's Dream Shake."

On the specials board, the words 50% off drinks if you can PROVE your given name is Teresa appear.

"What'll it be?"

Behind the bar you will find:

1) A good-natured bartender here to make and serve you drinks!
2) Drinks you may have heard of
3) Drinks you may never have heard of
4) Drinks that may or may not actually exist yet

"Tonight's specials are Walk Me Down, Watercolour, Weakness and White Cosmopolitan."

Try something new!

"What's your fancy?"

A cheerful bartender can be found behind the bar. Perhaps you'd like to come by and keep him company?

"Tonight's drinks are Fallen Angel, Finn Roses, Flaming Fruit Trees and Flamingo Cocktail."

Try something new.

"What'll it be?"